The city is quiet and you’ve got that plane ticket booked to head home for the holidays. We know once you’ve told Grandma ten million times that you don’t plan on ever moving back home, and you’ve promised your mom that you eat more than just Chinese takeout you’ve got to find a way to keep busy. And trust us, babe, we’ve got a list of the quietest vibrators for when you are home for the holidays, even if the walls in your parent’s house are as thin as paper.
The We-Vibe Wish is the toy to ease away any stress or anxiety during the holidays. This handheld toy is quiet but packs a punch as strong as the famous Magic Wand Massager. This toy is also the only one on the market to have power pulse technology. Because of the two Tango bullets inside conducting enough energy between them, they create another layer of vibration we have never seen before. Plus this toy lasts forever so if that Christmas Vacation has turned into a two-week session you’ve got plenty to keep you entertained.
The anytime anywhere bullet vibrator was made for nights in your old bedroom! This small and sleek bullet vibrator is one of the quietest vibrators we’ve ever encountered. This tiny toy is powerful and ready to go at a moment’s notice. With 10 speeds and functions, this toy will keep you busy while your family is watching the 10 o’clock news!
Je Joue Mimi Soft is not just quiet but it’s also discrete! Trust us when we tell you TSA will never pull this bad boy out of your suitcase when you’re traveling this holiday season. This toy is not just quiet it’s also extremely powerful and perfect for external stimulation. This pebble shape is perfect for external stimulation and just might be the one thing to keep you sane this holiday season.
The We-Vibe Sync is perfect if you are home for the holidays with or without your partner. One of the most original couples toys this C-shaped silicone is adjustable and customizable. Wear it out to check out all the holiday lights with your partner or at night snuggle up with a little Facetime session with the Sync and your babe.
Ok babe we know you are ready for that holiday vacation with our picks of our quietest vibrators. Wanna keep the party going? Pop in before you jump on that flight to grab your Christmas card handmade from our lovely staff to you! After all, we’re all about the gifts that keep giving.