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Black Velvet Thigh Highs
Our Black Velvet Thigh Highs are the perfect accessory to complete any outfit. They’re ideal for adding that extra flair to your Halloween costume. Whether you’re dressing up as a wicked witch or a no-BS dominatrix, these thigh highs should do the trick! They’re also a great addition to any fall wardrobe. Available in black.
Butts Gym Socks
Do you know what we love Butts! Especially Butts gym socks. These are perfect for wearing out and about on the weekend or under your work clothes to really stick it to the man in corporate America!
Carpe the Fuck out of this Diem Socks
The Carpe the Fuck Out of this Diem Socks are meant for days that make you feel like doing just that: seizing the day! Whether you’re trying to get that promotion or finally ask that crush out on a date, these socks will secretly be here for you, just under your pants.
Fuck This Shit Socks
The Fuck This Shit Socks are made for days that are just not going your way. Bad days at the office, bad body-image days, rainy days, long days, don’t-want-to-get-out-of-bed days; all of these are appropriate for wearing these sassy socks. Give yourself a little pick me up on those blue Mondays and get yourself a pair.
I Hate Everyone Too Socks
The I Hate Everyone Too Socks let you put your heart on your feet! We all have those days where we don’t want to talk to anyone about anything ever. Now you can tell it like it is with your socks without having to move any facial muscles!
Motherfucking Girl Power Socks
The Motherfucking Girl Power Socks are perfect for showing off that feminist pride. Sometimes you gotta wear your heart on your feet and show ‘em how it’s done. Feel like stomping the patriarchy? Same. You might as well do it in style, grrrl.
My Favorite Salad is Wine Socks
The My Favorite Salad is Wine Socks speak to our soul on a very deep level. Do salads make you sad? Does wine make you happy? Would you rather have a glass of wine than any salad of all time, ever? Then these socks are for you!
Take No Shit, Give No Fucks Socks
The Take No Shit, Give No Fucks Socks are the ideal socks to wear when you’re in a Fuck You mood. When you hate the world, when no one listens to you, when all you want is to fight the person wronging you, these socks are here to give you a little comfort.